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goldengreek
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:38 am    Post subject: Is this true? Reply with quote

For those of you who watch what you eat and are concerned about the
relationship between what you eat or drink and health problems, here's the
final word. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting
medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Shocked
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roger_m
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one Very Happy
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Crap Wear Worrier
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Is this true? Reply with quote

goldengreek wrote:
Speaking English is ... what kills you. Shocked


Ahem, it's the way you guys speak 'English' that kills me Wink
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MadameX
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Is this true? Reply with quote

Crap Wear Worrier wrote:
goldengreek wrote:
Speaking English is ... what kills you. Shocked


Ahem, it's the way you guys speak 'English' that kills me Wink


Maybe that's because you've never heard me speak it. Wink
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Crap Wear Worrier
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... those voices I hear in my head... that's not you?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Fraid not, CWW. Wink
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